South Philly Rules, #119

Whenever you cross the street, always keep your hands out of your pockets in case you need to give any passerbies the finger.

South Philly Rules, Number 117

This one's simple. #117 says, don't eat gum before you hit the steakhouse. Otherwise you're paying good money for guy, your mouth's all sticky, and you don't get the full tastiness of the steak.

South Philly Rules -- At Least 2 Drinks Per Bar

This one seems self-explanatory, but if you ain't willing to buy two drinks, or better yet, five, then why the hell go to a bar in the first place? Seriously. Fuhgedaboutit!

South Philly Rules -- #1 Don't Talk Smack about My Sister!

I still can't believe that fat wino Pete besmirched my sister Maria's good name by calling her a hoo-a! My baby sister Maria?! A hoo-a?! Who-a the hell does he think he is?!

Wino Pete is going down because South Philly Phil will be trowing him a beating right quick! I'm already training like rocky for our fight. He's going to learn the way we do things in South Philly!