South Philly Rules Every Part of New Jersey

This cannot be repeated too many times. South Philly rules every part of that stinkhole called New Jersey!

Let me repeat: South Philly rules all of New Jersey!

Ever been to Jersey? No? Then go there and we'll talk.

South Philly rules New Jersey. Case closed. Fughedaboutit!

P.S. Dalton from Road House agrees with me!

South Philly Rules, #254

Never eat a cheesesteak without cheese wiz!

South Philly Rules ... All of New Jersey

Hey, I've dated a few Jersey girls in my day, don't get me wrong, but it's no contest here. South Philly rules New Jersey, baby...all of it! Even a huge fan of hairspray like Dalton from Road House would agree with my assessment. And he ain't exactly a South Philly goombah!